TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's blow job season.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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