Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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