Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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