The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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