So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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