THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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