i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The power of my boobs compel you
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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