we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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