Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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