I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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