Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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