Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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