But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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