can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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