i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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