hell yes lets make some ravioli
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
