absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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