"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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