Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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