in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Acid is not a monday night drug
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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