the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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