He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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