yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
