i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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