Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Your penis caused this!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
