think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Randomize
