I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Randomize
