when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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