u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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