And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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