after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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