It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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