Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
