is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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