Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is Oprah even human
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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