it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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