try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
