my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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