You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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