I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
NoShamevember. You game?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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