It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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