this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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