i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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