doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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