Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
