Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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