he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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