so that wasnt chicken after all
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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