i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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