Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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